Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his
Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is
6610"
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is
in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they
are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play
football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight
is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But
if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your
sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park
today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir,
all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take
TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a
note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a
pole "Thanks for complement."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in
School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a
glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He
replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be
cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular
phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was
here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people
running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will
get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get
the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert
this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will
go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water
the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella
and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi
goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad
Badawi is PM not AM